Archive for August, 2008

godwho

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

The Christian Wrong or the group formally known as the Christian Right, like to lay a lot of God in everything they say or do. They take great stock in God, like Bill Clinton takes stock in fucking. It used to tolerable when they were on the street corner with a bull horn, talking about the end of the world. Now, since they took control of the White House and America, nobody’s laughing. I say its time to laugh. Reason to Laugh #1: Who is God? They don’t know who God is, but they take the “word” of God seriously. Imagine if you didn’t know who your boss was, but everyday you got a memo commanding you to do a number of useless chores that have no importance at all. Would you still work for your “mysterious” boss? No, you’d tell your boss to go fuck himself. The Christian Wrong doesn’t their boss to fuck himself because Dick Cheney would have them killed. Nobody knows who God is, but God seems to me to be an overbearing prude, a father figure if you will. Someone who stays home all day and gardens, complains, and watches Martha Stewart reruns. He’s a prude because he is allegedly against premarital sex, drinking, masturbation, adultery, gambling, stealing, and Michael Moore. The Michael Moore part was added into God’s doctrine when the Bush Administration took over the country and rewrote the Bible while rewriting the Constitution. They messed up because now at the start of the Ten Commandments’ it clearly states, “We the people.” Reason #2: Thou Shall Not Kill…unless God says it’s okay. More humans have been killed in the name of God, than have caught the clap from fucking Courtney Love. If God is against hot teen sex and whacking off, then what in gods name is the reasoning behind the killing? Simple: Overpopulation. Then again we wouldn’t have to kill people if members from certain ethnic groups would use condoms. You can’t blame the Muslim Extremists because it’s hard to conceive a child when your husband had your uterus cut out. Reason #3: Religion is a really a big cop out. It’s like saying you’re an alcoholic, but through the grace of the Lord I found religion and overcame my addictions. Bullshit! You ran over a little girl, went to prison and spent the last five years giving head to a guy named Bubba. You’re not a religious person, you’re a cumcatcher. Sure you pray, you pray never to be sent back to San Quentin. Born Again Christians are the biggest pussies I have ever seen in my life. They couldn’t handle their drugs or booze or hookers, or other fun things. So they switched from Jack Daniel’s to Jesus. What a bunch of quitters, I’d take the Jack any day of the week. They ruined their lives so now they think they can show us the way to the Promised Land, because they were saved. Saved my ass, they got to take a fucking mulligan. And because they took a mulligan we have to listen to their shit every time we turn on TV or go to get an abortion. You think giving them the control of our country would be enough to get them to shut the fuck up. I wish they were truly born again, so they could crawl back into their mother’s womb and we could abort them! It worked for Earl Simpson, Jessica’s real brother, the one the Simpson family doesn’t want us to know about. The world would be a better place if God wasn’t brought into the equation on every life threatening or possible life saving situation. For instance, Stem Cell Research. Fetuses are not people; they are simply dead slimy things in jars. But we can’t do research with these dead slimy things in jars because Christians say life begins when you are just thinking about fucking somebody. We can’t do research and possibly cure diseases such as juvenile diabetes and type 2 diabetes because these people have their heads up their asses. People are dying unjustly because Christians think that some day fetuses will grow up to vote Republican. God and religion belong in churches only and out of our hospitals, courtrooms, government, and the “Hustler Club.” I would like to tell the various Christian Fundamentalists that are listening to this, God doesn’t like humans, if God liked the human race, he wouldn’t have sent you here to piss us off.

how to get your customers to trust your website

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

How to get your customers to trust your website By Glenn Murray * Research reveals three important facts: 1) The Internet is one of the most important sources of information. 2) The trustworthiness of the Internet is declining. 3) Customers will come back to your site if they trust it. In the face of a declining trust in the Internet, there’s definitely value in creating a website which can be trusted by your visitors. But how do you do it? That’s what this article is all about. But first, the research… According to a recent major study, “Ten Years, Ten Trends”, conducted by the Center for the Digital Future (.digitalcenter.org), a leading authority on the impact of the Internet, the Internet is still seen as one of the most important sources of information, but people are placing less faith in the reliability of that information. These findings are supported by earlier research. American Express found that 73% of people use the Internet to gather information, and Lyra Research found that 48% of people use the Internet to find work-related information as opposed to 7% who use magazines. When it comes to reliability of information, A.T. Kearney found that workers take so long trying to find information that it costs organisations $750 billion annually! But never fear! All is not lost. It is possible to stem the tide

the reasons why i love article marketing

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

An Internet businesses success heavily relies on the sort of exposure your website receives through Internet traffic. You can achieve this much necessary Internet traffic through paid advertising, pay-per-click advertising (in search engines like Google), web linkages through blogs and plugs in various websites, and article marketing. Article marketing, in my opinion, is actually one of the smartest and most productive strategy you can choose should you opt to employ any of the aforementioned moves. While gaining the top position in search queries in various search engines or getting advertised in major websites also do you good, article marketing just gives you the greater edge you need as you carry on with your Internet business. What is article marketing? Article marketing, in simple terms, is writing articles about your business, or the field with which your business is concerned and having these articles published in various online magazines, website that provide general information, or even websites of within the same related industry. What does article marketing achieve for you? Article marketing achieves for you a reputation of expertise. Having yourself published in various websites will give your potential customer an impression that more than just someone selling a product, you are also someone who knows a lot about what you are selling. This sort of impression is important because when your customers believe that you know what youíre selling and you know what youíre talking about, they are bound to believe that you are also selling them the best there is in existence in that field. This impression of expertise is also very important especially if your potential customer is choosing between you and other alternate providers of that product or service. Your customer, having heard about you in the various informative articles youíve written, will be willing to choose you right away over the next best alternative because of how your reputation precedes you. And this, my friend, is the sort of perception-based advantage youíd want to have over your competitors. An obvious benefit of article marketing is the fact that by writing these articles to get published in other web magazines, you are actually also creating content pages for your own website. However, the greater good of article marketing lies in the added profit that will likely result from the various other benefits you stand to derive from article marketing. Article marketing help you in getting a lot of advertising mileage given that you are writing about your product or the field relating to the business you cater to. These articles, once they are already published, will provide you with the option of providing a link to your website. Obviously, if you provide useful information on your article, it is very likely that youíll be providing potential customers access to your website, or encourage people who may not have previously considered. The power of suggestion, coupled with an entire article discussing benefits and useful knowledge, may in turn translate to added profit for you. Internet traffic will be directed towards your website and the article you wrote when interested customers search for a product you sell or read on related information for which the article is written. This will give you a lot of online hits, because search engines usually rank you higher on the query list when they search for you manually, instead of you providing them your website name and information. Now how do you make sure that your article gets published, and moreover, that you are published extensively over a huge variety of reputable online magazines and websites? The best way to assure this sort of coverage is to make sure that your articles are of quality. Think of it this way two articles on the same topic will be differentiated only by the quality of the way either was written. Moreover, meatier content in these articles, which will be characterized by greater research and more specialized information, will also increase the value of your article. Once you have the basic meat or kernel of an article, donít be afraid to make some revisions in order to create many articles out of the same topic. It will not hurt getting published a huge number of times through various articles that may run within a similar line. You may also try adding in some tips, some lists, and a condensed step-by-step discussion relevant to the topic you are writing about. While having a huge deal of information to offer, a longer article with longer paragraphs has less likelihood of being read than one written in compact, easy-to-read paragraphs and lists For more useful tips & hints, please browse for more information at our website:- .newbies-copywriting.com .articlemarketing.infozabout.com

60 years on the legacy of james joyce

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

On North Earl Street in Dublin stands a statue affectionately known as ‘the prick with the stick’. It is in fact a statue of arguably Dublin’s most famous writer, James Joyce. Along with the bust of Joyce in St Stephen’s Green in the city, and the fact that there is a street, as well as a library in the university college named after him, and a museum dedicated to his life and works, it soon becomes clear just how revered James Joyce is in Dublin. As if all of that wasn’t enough, Joyce enthusiasts now also hold a celebration every year on June 16th known as Bloomsday, to commemorate the life of Joyce; and also to relive the events that take place in Joyce’s most famous work: the novel, Ulysses. The novel is set in Dublin, and the entire story takes place on one day

quick hit evaluations to write a book

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Imagine writing your first book! Just imagine. The very thought runs chills down your spine. You are excited! You are going to author a book on a subject you love. People are going to read it. This thought alone makes you jump four feet off the ground. One day soon you will walk into a bookstore and see your book on the shelf or on the internet as an E-book in all its glory. That event will happen. You can feel it in your bones. But you have never written a book! So? This doesn’t mean you can’t. Your book nugget idea has been bouncing around in your head for months. You have a deep desire to write. You are a person who always sees a project through to the end. You have discipline. This quality in your character alone is vital to writing a book. Sit down and say aloud, ” I am going to write a book.” This is your first goal for your project. You have made a definite decision to write a book. However, would you like to run herds of galloping wild stallions through your writing? If the answer is yes, then use the quick hit evaluations method. In order for your manuscript to be successful from beginning to end, strongly consider using this unique technique. It will super evaluate your subject matter to the ultimate and make sure you spend your valuable time actually writing. In this great process, there is an initial question you must ask yourself from the get go. Why do you want to write a book? Do you have an expertise in your field and want to share your experiences? This could be a wonderful way to boost your career. You might even be offered a higher paying job because of your book. Other people write book for the almight dollar. Nothing wrong in that approach. Where does it say writers cannot make money? If you are writing your book to help thousands of people cope with a specific preoblem in their lives you have already solved, then you have a definite message to relate. What if you feel you must warn people of a coming danger that would directly affect their lives? On the other hand, your book could be on an unknown subject. It could also be on a deeply emotional subject that will move readers to action. Another area is fame. That in itself can be your motivation. It is human nature to have your fifteen minutes of fame and be recognized for a worthy cause. Targeting the writer’s quick hit evaluations will swiftly lead you to another essential question. How are you going to write your book? The How is as important as the Why. It may be even more significant. It is one thing to spend your time writing, but how are you going to do it? What are the main ingredients that will put those words down on the page one by one until you raise your head up one day and say, “I did it!” One way is to test your book subject to see if it is already has general readership. Market research it with key phrases until you exhaust the internet, library, interviews, personal experiences, and any other sources you can bring to the table. Answer to the max many times over all the big four Ws and one H about readers. Who? What? Why? When? How? The point is to identify your intention by developing a clearly stated objective. Without a specific goal written down in which to pursue, you have no direction. Direction. Think about that word deeply. Does it mean controlling and managing your production on a daily basis? A resounding yes! It may well mean you need to set a word-racing deadline to get your book done in record time. Definitely set a deadline hour per hour, day-to-day, week to week, for a prescribed time line. This may also target the amount of words you think you need to write the book. Then set up your ultra-writing mission each day to write a certain amount of words that will accomplish your goal. Another quick hit evaluation seldom seriously looked at is the Inspiration to write the book. With it, you will inhale a fiery passion that will burn in your gut like a blazing furnace to motivate you throughout the entire writing process. The spark that will ignite this deep passion in you will begin in your love for your subject. With this motivation, watch the words sprint across your pages like stampeding deer herds. Find a quiet hideaway niche to write your book. You can’t write anything unless you seek out and discover a pleasant place to be when you sit down to write without interruption. Not to mention the startling fact you absolutely need at least two hours in that niche to seriously get your daily goal of writing done. Your objective is to put yourself in a physical location with a highly disciplined time frame to attain successful daily production. Try writing in a closet on Monday, the library on Tuesday, and in your backyard on Wednesday. Continually changing your environment will breed a constant, unsettled uncomfortable atmospshere that will never be favorable to writing. Track down a site where you can create a consistent, enjoyable natural world for ongoing positive production. This should be a place you can not wait to get to every day to write. Finally, get into the immediate habit of writing every day. Check off your word-racing deadline days each time you accomplish them. Before you leave your desk at the end of your writing session, plan your next day writing agenda in extreme detail. With these writer’s quick hit evaluations your writing career will experience amazing results. Discover the “7 Power Secrets to Turn Your Words into Wealth” free for a limited time only. New York Times best selling author, Jim McMullen shares the 7 secrets you can use right now to improve your writing, bring life to your plot, and create characters that leap off the pages. Visit the link below. .awakenthewriterwithin.com

top 7 article submission websites

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Why should you care about article submission websites? If you care about your business then you must recognize the importance of these particular sites. They can very well prove to be a gold mine of marketing resources for you. There are many excellent sites of this type on the net, but, naturally, some stand out above the rest. Here are some sites that article submissions services use to their advantage. Site #1: ezinearticles.com Getting your name known is the whole key to success. Sites like Ezine Articles can help you do that. It is one of the largest article based locations. Here you will find almost any topic. The key is to obtain article submission services that are astute at providing quality work. Multitudes of people go to Ezine Articles for information and they provide one of the many article submission benefits. Site #2: articlesbase.com This is a great site for individuals searching for specific categories. Navigation around the site means it is easy to find SEO content. Again, it is just one of the article submission benefits. To get the optimum from this site, you need to employ SEO content writing services. If you really want to increase your website rankings then you need to take the opportunity to utilize sites such as this. Site #3: buzzle.com Although all article directories operate in the same manner, they each take on their own character. This particular site has the ability to stay current with articles on the happenings of today. SEO articles submission to this site should be of content that is current to your relevant site. Site #4: searchwarp.com In this article directory, you are going to find a large variety of topics. It is a busy site but it has the ability to hold the visitor’s attention. This aspect means easy contact with your particular articles. Naturally, the higher the caliber of SEO content you have in your articles is going to dictate your popularity. Site #5 articlealley.com You can see that this site is like the rest in layout. It too is good at holding the reader’s attention with the headline articles that are present. Then the directory headings are very easy to find, which means they provide a great easy to find location for your SEO content. If you really want your articles to stand out then you need to employ top-notch SEO content writing services. Site #6 articleclick.com This article directory has a little more of a stream lined interface to it. In many ways, this is a good concept. The article submission benefits applicable here are that visitors can easily find the category they are looking for. Once they do that, if your SEO content is applicable, they should easily find your article. Site #7 goarticles.com You can see by the number of participating authors that this is a most popular article site. Once again, the format is easy to navigate amongst the categories. In summary, what we have provided you with is seven excellent reasons for using article submission services. SEO Content Lab is more than capable of providing these services. Their priority is to provide you with SEO content that will stand out in the elite article directories such as those listed above.

writing articles for income generation

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Did you know that people around the world are writing articles to generate an income? Yes, it’s true and you can do it too! Read on. There are a host of innovative occupations; one can undertake to earn a stable income. No longer does one have to depend on a nine-to-five job for generation of income. One can be a writer and a website owner and operate from the comfort of his or her home and still generate income. Writing articles is also a powerful way to increase the income from a particular website. So all in all it is a good business to be in. No Expertise Required The great thing about writing articles is that there is no expertise required. All you need to have is some amount of flair for the language and you are ready to go. What you need to do is use simple language to put forth your views on a particular subject or topic. Remember, that you are doing all this for a particular website, or for your website. What you are not writing is fiction, and hence it does not really matter whether your article is not as interesting a story. What matters is the content and how you have phrased it. Persistence Pays So you have decided to resort to writing articles in a bid to increase the sales of your website by attracting more and more visitors to it, through your articles. However, you expected quick results and so far they have not been forthcoming. Well, do not fret. You must persist until this method of internet marketing works for you. If you are not good at writing, then article writing won’t be easy for you. But, it’s not difficult to learn and what’s more, after a bit of experience you will be rewarded handsomely for your persistence. Free Submission Available The great part about writing articles is that you can submit them free of charge at the various article directories available on the net. This way your article marketing endeavor won’t cost you a penny and what’s more your article will start creating a brand value for your website. All this without putting any kind of investment at all! If you are doing ghost writing for a particular site then you can still generate income through these free submission sites, albeit, in an indirect manner. Use it like a Tool Use the whole process of writing articles as a tool to generate income. Do not think of it as a chore that you must accomplish or a job that you must finish before the day is out. Take your time and learn to write effective articles. There are score of tips available, online, which will tell you how to best write articles for income generation. Bear in mind that results are not immediate and you might have to wait a while. However, if your articles are good, then the results will follow. Distribute your articles in the right manner and you must go about it in a manner, which tells people that your objective is the disbursement of information. This is where, your articles will be more than effective and thus your website will generate a steady income. Writing Articles and Submit Article can earn you a living right from your living room. It’s that easy. For more details go to .goodinternetmoney.com/Articles-Submission.php today.

riad in morocco an artistic inspiration

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Riads do not only serve as lodging spots for enthusiastic wanderers in the captivating kingdom of Morocco. After going through aesthetic improvements and renovations over the years, Moroccan Riads have managed to transform into lairs of artistic inspiration. Thanks to the touch of Moroccan style that has been fairly applied to the every inch and corner of these favorite Moroccan accommodations. Whether you are a painter, a poet, or a musician aspiring to create a masterpiece, Moroccan Riads will surely feed you the creative ideas you need to produce one. Artistic inspiration — You may be wondering, what do these Moroccan Riads possess to deserve such grand description? Well, as a frequent guest to these bewitching Riad accommodations, I can give you three reasons why I deem Morocco Riads as excellent sources of artistic inspiration. 1.Spellbinding Gardens Moroccan Riads’ gardens do not just contain ordinary types of flora and plants. In fact, you’ll also find rare varieties of plants housed in these Moroccan accommodations. One exotic flower that you can stumble upon while strolling in the gardens of Moroccan Riads is the Narcissus flower. These exotic flowers can only be found in Algeria, and of course, Morocco. If you’re not interested in plants and flowers, do not worry. Colorful birds roaming around the gardens of these Moroccan Riads will surely delight you. In my case, the therapeutic fresh air that the gardens offer gave me the chance to forget awhile the troubles and worries in my life. I should say that my best articles were written inside a Marrakech Riad. 2.Stylish Decorations With refined and stylish decorations, you can satisfy your craving for authentic Moroccan style of living in any Moroccan Riads. Their decorations, from intricately designed walls to the tiniest furnishing, only showcase the charm and beauty of Moroccan art and culture. Morocco is known for artsy carpets, pots, woodcrafts, as well as metal crafts. Expect them all to be present in any Riad in Morocco that you are planning to visit. My favorite, so far, are the abstract paintings made by budding Moroccan artists that I saw hanging on the walls of my favored Riad establishments. Just looking at such near-masterpieces will surely give you the urge to further develop your artistic prowess. 3.Astonishing Architectural design Riads in Morocco may still vary when it comes to architectural designs, but one thing is for sure

principal requirements when writing press releases

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Companies, especially those controlled online, produce press releases to engender interest in their products and services, amongst prospective customers. This is a media manipulation exercise, with the aim of drawing the company to the attention of the readership at which it is aimed. Publication of a press release depends on convincing editors that copy is actually worthy of printing. It is important, therefore, to design an interesting document that is attention grabbing and offers something new to its target audience. Important Points 1. Objective : Ensure the purpose of the release is clearly defined. 2. Target audience : Research prospective readers, with regard to their information needs. 3. Content : The subject matter must be sufficiently newsworthy to justify a press release, highlighting potential value to prospective customers. Organization of the Press Release Present the subject matter from an appropriate viewpoint. The piece should be useful and entertaining to both publishers and readers. Proofread the document. Give it to a colleague to read. Errors in grammar and spelling distract readers and make the piece appear unprofessional. Be certain to quote sources accurately. The press release must be succinct and coherent, if the want to hold the interest of readers. Use data to add authority. Avoid using predictable, tired, phrases and jargon. Timing The moment of its release is one of the most critical factors in producing an effective press release. Correct timing can be achieved by relating the release to a recent event or incident, which may be of interest to a wide section of the readership. This stimulates further curiosity, and draws attention to the relevance of the product or service. Writing a Press Release Once a compelling storyline is ready, make a first draft. Give it a bold, conspicuous headline that will catch the reader’s eye. Make sure that the release includes, succinctly, all the most important information. Use regular, correct, layout rules, to ensure a professional appearance. After a strong headline, follow with tantalizing subheadings, conveying scraps of further information, which show all the signs of more to come. The exciting news must come in the body of the message, so that readers are persuaded to read at least most of the document. The Company Boilerplate The company boilerplate is a brief description of the company, its products and services. Ensure contact details (name, address, telephone / fax number and e-mail address) are included for the person dealing with the press release. The gives journalists a specific contact point, if requiring further information. At the end of the document, insert “###” to indicate the end of the press release. Conclusion Writing a press release is not a convoluted task. Initially, spend some time thinking up an interesting perspective to the story the wish to distribute. Use standard layout, making the storyline interesting, and including events, facts and illustrations. Appropriate organisation of ideas and a little determination will result in a proficient document. Joan Thompson is an independent author with a focus on consumer, finance and business matters. Owned by ValueClick, one of the world`s largest online marketing firms, dictionary.co.uk aims to track the change in the English language

how to write winning sales copy

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

You’ve created the product. You’ve sharpened your skills. Now it’s time to get your message out. How will you do that? The most effective way is through your Web site. How do you generate sales or land clients from your Web site? By writing winning sales copy that’s how. You have only a few seconds to grab the attention of your reader, regardless of whether they are looking for a product or a service. When writing sales copy and designing your Web site, keep some of the basics principles of marketing in mind. I always think back to an acronym my marketing professor taught us in college

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